We had action. Adrian Petersons long touchdown had the most vicious "bitch get off me" stiff arm I have ever seen. Adrian Peterson should be charged with assault. Watch this clip with the understanding that this not for children. Enjoy bitches:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6pKIj87CYA. Is it too early to call him MVP?
And if that weren't enough, we now have the NFL's leading man making his prime time return. After a year of knee rehab, Tom "the luckiest man alive" Brady, returns to the NFL's regular season. The last time we saw him healthy he passed 50 touchdowns and his team went 16-o through the 2008 season (don't bring up the Superbowl, I'll kill you). I'm seriously 13 year old girl giddy right.
He is all that is man. League MVP, 3 time Superbowl champion and Bridget Moynahan's babies daddy. And if Bridget Moynahan isn't hot enough, he upgraded that piece of ass into the world hottest supermodel Giselle Bundchen. In case you're slow, he is arguably the best quarterback EVER and he is banging Giselle. Please take this moment to examine Giselle.
God loves Tom Brady. And so should we all.
Whats there not to like about him? He is a born winner. The man hates losing more then I hate working. Take Buffalo for example. In 2003 he threw 4 interceptions and the Pats lost 31-0 (the worst loss of his career). Since then the Patriots have won 11 straight games against the soon to be Bills of Toronto. Tom Brady holds grudges, and executes his enemies like he is the second coming of Attila the Hun.
Another example: the 2007 season. After week 1, then Jets coach Eric Mangini ( a former Patriot Coordinator) blew the whistle on some questionable scouting tactics (lets leave it at that. Spygate is over and I don't want to talk about it). Brady, obviously loyal to his coach and team, and upset that his championships were being questioned, went out and won 9 of the first 10 games by over 20 points.
Sadly, the man was injured last year and we didn't get to see what kind of shit he had in stored for the league. There was no ceiling on how many "f**k you touchdowns" he would've thrown following his first Superbowl loss. We were robbed of weeks of big Touchdowns and awkward celebratory hugs because stupid Bernard Pollard had to fall on his leg after a pass, destroying his ACL.
Here we are in the present day. We should all welcome back the man. The man who holds grudges, the man who bangs Giselle, the man who is so pretty that if you look long enough at a picture of him you come away confused about your life and question your perception of reality. It's been 20 months since his perfect season was ruined by little Manning and the New York Giants. It's been 12 months since his ACL was ruined. He was silent the whole time. You're hard pressed to hear any interviews with him. He rehabed like a crazy person, and watched other quarterbacks get praised for being great. The Cherry on top, he watched Ben Rothlisburger (won his second superbowl), Drew Brees( passed for 5000 yards, the second QB to EVER do that), and Payton Manning (won his third MVP) take ownership over the attention the media usually spends on him. They made the "elite" NFL quarterback group a little more crowded.
I can't imagine Tom the Terrific being too happy right now. Get ready for the excitement. Tom Brady is going to remind us all how awesome he is, and it's going to be freaking cool-well unless you're fantasy team is playing him that week. Then thats not too cool.
Belvin out.
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