Just so there is no confusion on how nice my game is on the hardwood, here is a picture of David Stern and me at the draft. Yes the mustache is as real as the picture.
- An awesome Blog that is visited by everyone.
- A mean ass mustache. In fact it's so cool, Burt Reynolds bought me lunch.
- A jump shot that can cause immaculate conceptions over a three mile radius.
- A big time contract to play in the NBA
- David Stern's cell number in my address book. Trust me, it's on under "D-Steezie"
- Once again, a bad ass mustache. There are 1970's porn stars are crying themselves to sleep.
Sleep tight everyone. Sadly, I will not be sleeping tonight. Friday Night Lights actress and Derek Jeters girlfriend Minka Kelly wants me to penetrate her zone defense. I will 'o-blidge' her.
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