Monday, May 24, 2010

To clear the air

Just so there is no confusion on how nice my game is on the hardwood, here is a picture of David Stern and me at the draft. Yes the mustache is as real as the picture.




QUICK LIST on what I got that you don't:

  • An awesome Blog that is visited by everyone.
  • A mean ass mustache. In fact it's so cool, Burt Reynolds bought me lunch.
  • A jump shot that can cause immaculate conceptions over a three mile radius.
  • A big time contract to play in the NBA
  • David Stern's cell number in my address book. Trust me, it's on under "D-Steezie"
  • Once again, a bad ass mustache. There are 1970's porn stars are crying themselves to sleep.
Sleep tight everyone. Sadly, I will not be sleeping tonight. Friday Night Lights actress and Derek Jeters girlfriend Minka Kelly wants me to penetrate her zone defense. I will 'o-blidge' her.

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