Over the last two years, philosophers have been trying to answer the question, " If Kevin Pritchard chopped up two hookers in the center of a packed Rose Garden, then took his pants down a dropped a duece on a poster of the pope...would he get in any trouble?"
Lets see if we can't find the answer.
KP could bring in an autistic amputee to play the 3 spot and I wouldn't doubt him. He could come out and say that he is giving Sue Bird a 6 year max deal because he feels teaming her up with Roy would be a good idea, and I wouldn't even raise an eye brow.
Why we haven't sent him to North Korea to "pritch-slap" Kim Jong Il is beyond me. I bet he could barter Mr. Il to stop being a bitch and get a discount on korean hookers for three years without even rolling up his sleeves.
Thats why when news hit that we were going after a slow, 30 year old small forward (Hedo) and I didn't really get it, I refused to say anything negative about it. Sure we have three small forwards already, and another who is capable of playing that position. And sure our problems were at the point guard position...but if KP feels like Hedo would've helped then Hedo would've been right.
Think about it, he is the man that ultimately turned Seabstan Telfair into Brandon Roy. Even on video games thats robbery (legend has it is he was the only one during the Nash and Patterson era that wanted to draft Chris Paul over Martell Webster. Shit).
So the next time you see KP sweaty, smeared with blood, eyes blood shot and smelling like the last wishes of hookers, and you want to know if the Blazers Gm is going to have some legal issues a head...the answer is no. He won't.
Keven Pritchard is above the law. Next question.
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