For those of you who don't know, I'm a bill collector for one of the biggest lenders in the nation. I have to keep it vague like that, because I'm sure dropping the name of ___________ could be considered a no no, and I need to keep steady paper flow. Paper aside, the job is depressing. All I do is call people who are drowning in debt. Thats all I do, all day, every freaking day. Some people are nice, but they are hardly memerable. Most people are miserable, foul creatures who need to be punished for their crimes against humanity. Seriously, I dealt with a lady tonight who left me fantasizing about choking her out with my head phone cord. Sadistic? Maybe. Deserved? You freaking bet! That woman was a whore.
I know I shouldn't complain, especially in this economy. A job is a job and my job pays good. Thats more then alot of people now a days can say. But still, I can't help it. My job fellates monkeys.
Speaking of fellatio, Jesse just turned on the History channel and they have a program called the "History of Sex". Now this is some good ass television. Not porno, just an educated man narrating stories about ancient Indian dudes banging chicks.
Wow this show is fascinating. It's all about the Middle Eastern cultures and their contributions to the advancement of banging. Did you know that in the Islam religion a marriage could be dissolved for bad performance in the sack!?! Thats genius! Well I guess thats not too far removed in todays world, only now we have to hide it under the title "irreconcilable differences".
Oh too bad it's over. Now what to watch?!?
Well next on the history channel is something inspired by the new "Angels and Demons" movie. Eh, I guess I'll give it a try. What I really should do is pee and take my contacts out.
Ok this sucks. I'm gonna get on with some quick points I feel I need to talk about, take a piss then go to bed. That's whats on deck people, try not to get lost.
With out further hesitation, the return of my Ramblings:
- If you hate having a social life, I suggest start watching The Wire. You'll be enslaved. No relationship will survive, and you won't even care. Trust me.
- I hate big decisions. Especially the ones that involve other people. Actually, mainly the ones that involve other people. I've had a few of those in the last couple of weeks and they have all sucked.
- I haven't talked much about the End of the Blazer Season yet. And there is a good reason for that. It still hurts. Simply put, I still don't want to talk about it.
- Furthermore Susan, I think David Stern is a jack ass. Rest assure, I will elaborate on a latter date.
- Like I stated earlier, my job sucks. Every-time a customer cusses me out, I second guess my life choices. So I'm going back to school. You win mom, congratulations.
- I had planned on writing a 'Happy Mothers Day' piece, but I got too busy. Guess being a favorite son got a little time consuming.
- Does anyone else have a problem taking Ron Howard seriously? I know he is an acclaimed director and all, but every time I hear him talk I just think Richie Cunningham, and half expect the Fonz to make an appearance.
Ok thats it, I can't fight it anymore. I have to pee like no ones business, and this Angels and Demons special is annoying (yes it's still on. Again, I'm too lazy to turn my xbox on. Do you really think I have the motivation to turn the channel?).
When I'm done peeing I'm going to watch The Wire by myself (see I told you, no friends) until I pass out. Then I'm going to wake up and go back to work again.
At least I'm awesome.
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