Quick Thoughts

I was watching the Mariners game today and got a few things to talk about here real quick. First things first, todays win gave us a sweep of the Arizona Diamondbacks. Take that you desert dwelling schmucks.

With this big win, we have moved to 2.5 games out of the division lead with a home series against San Diego starting Tuesday. Not what you would call a daunting task. Especially with no Peavy. So I'm pretty excited for the next couple of weeks. Who knows, maybe we could be hearing about the American League West Division leading Seattle Mariners heading into the All-Star break (yes I'm half mast after writing that sentence).

Felix pitched good today. With the exception of that slider that Reynolds took out, I'd actually say he pitched his ass off. At the time, I was really up set with mr. Reynolds, but he later made it up to me.

Obviously, now I'm talking about the game winning error where he came charging a Franklikn Gutierrez grounder, tossed it over to the ancient Tony Clark, who promptly let the ball bounce in and out of his glove allowing for the game winning run to cross the plate. HAPPY FREAKING FATHERS DAY!

A glimpse of something super cool. It was like seeing Bruce Willis drink a smoothie. Arizona Diamondbacks reliever Clay Zavada has the greatest mustach since Adam Morrision. It curls up like a tribute to the Gods. He looks like the Red Baron. It would make Heraldo Rivera jealous.

Seriously, it looks like baseball is just his other job. His real one is reimagining scenes from famous pornos in the 1970's. I bet he has a 7 inch bush.

I defy you to not google Clay's pictures and smile.

Belvin out.