Michael Vick is unbelievable. And it's time to start thinking about the movie Disney is inevidibly going to make about him.
The story writes itself. Athlete with all the talent in the world with a meteoric fall from grace, turns his life around during a two year prison sentence with the help of a religious, soft spoken coach, finds success again after losing everything in the ultimate redemption story.
First things first, lets knock off the cast:
- Michael Vick- I originally joked that Marcus Vick would be the best one to play his brother. But now that I'm taking this seriously, my make believe studio isn't going to risk investing money in that shit head. After much debate, we have decided that Aldis Hodge will take the reigns of our main character. His most notebale work was in Friday Night Lights as the Hurricane Katrina victim Voodoo Tatum.
- Tony Dungy- A soft spoken, inspiration former coach who has served as a mentor for Michael Vick since his incarceration. Obviously this role is Morgan Freemans for the taking. Get your kleenex ready, bitches.
- Coach Andy Reid- Phillip Seymore Hoffman. It's not gonna take a lot of effort for the oscar winner to glue a mustache on and play Reids fat ass. And the huge pay day that comes with inspiration disney movies will get him to put any art house film he is currently working on, on the shelf for a minute.
- Michael Vick's lady- Taraji P. Henson. I googled a picutre of Vick's woman, and she resembles the actress from Hustle and Flow, and Smokin' Aces. So let it be done.
- Kevin Kolb- Obviously, Kevin Kolb should play Kevin Kolb. Why not? It's not like he has anything to do.
- Quanis Phillips - the co defendent in the dog fighting trial, also the man who was shot at Vick's birthday party over the summer of 2010. Idris Elba, aka Stringer Bell from the Wire.
This movie is going to print it's own money.
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